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I have a fairly boring life. I wake up, argue with my brother, shower, grab breakfast on my way to work, inevitably arrive ten minutes late and have to dodge my aunt's wicked temper (which means flying pans, books, chairs, etc.), listen half-heartedly to my cousins as they discuss why the old Star Wars was better and world domination with equal passion, eat lunch, dully note that my favorite cousin has once again managed to trick me out of large sums of money, go home, read too much, play too many video games, get roped into making dinner for whoever has decided to come mooch, and go to bed. I never try to insert any variety. I have my hands full trying to prevent my cousin’s sinister turtle plot.

When I was five years old, I met my sister/best friend/evil twin emwitchwood. This is very important. She is the reason I failed 7th grade geometry, became addicted to crack doujinshi, and get weird looks whenever my friends catch sight of my bookcase.


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